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Monday, 18 November 2013 14:37

YEEHAA!! Go west and find Gold (well, find The Hash, which is as good as gold)

Y’all are wanted, dead, drunk or alive:

Join the Settlers of the Zurich Hash House

Harriers in the Wild Wild West of Switzerland

and come to:

Swiss Nash Hash 2014

Friday 18 - Sunday 20 July 2014 in the Wild West of Switzerland

Make sure you can send a telegram home from this not-to-be missed Brussels pre-lube, only 1 hour by steam engine away from cheap international airport Basel! Hold-ups might delay your trip. Have your Smith and Wesson ready.

You know you’ve struck gold because this is what you’ll find:

  • 3 runs & 3 circles:

    • Friday terrain scouting to find Fire Water and hunting for beer

    • Saturday western adventure trail for Eagles and tough Indians who know no pain, brave cowboys trecking across the wilderness and gallivanting travelers moving at a civilized pace.

    • Sunday Service (you will be serviced, all right) and hangover rides into the sunrise (oh well, there will be a sun rise somewhere on earth at that time)

    • Circles in an orderly Wild West fashion with many Chiefs, Braves, Squaws and other pale faces.

  • Friday welcome party and shoot-out at the OK Corral

  • Saturday big Wild Wild West theme party

  • Delicious Hash Cuisine food by our famous hash chefs, including a Cowboy BBQ, authentic Indian food and de-luxe anti-hangover breakfasts which could raise a hangman’s stiffy, erm, spirits

  • Open saloon at all hours where you’ll find all the cool blondes and lovely red beauties you could wish for as well as regular fire water and wilderness juices.

  • The opportunity to cool off with a swim in the river behind the venue (This is not the Baywatch hash, so there will be no Pamela Anderson to save your sorry drunken ass if you can’t swim)

Of course we will want some of your gold nuggets for this fabulous event and to save your scalp you only have to pay the prices listed below:

  • Early bird (first 20 to register and pay):  CHF 200.- / appr EUR 165,-

  • Regular (next 20 to register and pay): CHF 215.- / appr EUR 178,-

  • Until fill up (last 10 to register): CHF 230.- / appr EUR 190,-

  • Last minute rego, pay on the day: CHF 250.- / appr EUR 205, -

!!! EUR prices are calculated according to daily conversion rates !!! 

You can put the traders on the totem pole if you don’t like their exchange rates.

For those exorbitant prices you’ll have to sell your last shirt and walk around in your long-johns, but we promise you the following:

  • Bed and pillow for two nights (bring a sleeping bag) in a spacious de-luxe venue (hash terms apply)

  • Open saloon with free beer and other liquids from Friday registration to Sunday circle

  • We will stuff you with all you can eat hash delicacies from Friday to Sunday circle

  • Fabulously fashionable haberdashery item

  • A mechanical assistance mule for your luggage transport from the station in the prairie while you hike to and from the venue in the valley

  • Guaranteed scenic and picturesque runs with a consistently low niveau (elevation and otherwise) on trails for all abilities

You really don’t want to be the one who has missed

this event so hurry and stake your claim for this event.

To see which outlaws are meeting up in the town of

St. Ursanne in the guest house www.lechandelier.ch

and to find out how you can be a part of this adventure,

just find us at http://www.harrier.eu.org/snh2014/

Last Updated on Monday, 18 November 2013 14:43

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