Welcome to the Zürich Hash House Harriers!

We are a social running / walking club that meets every Thursday evening and on the first Saturday of the month, starting from different places in and around Zürich.  We also have regular events for families with children, regular social events and some big events each year.

Don’t miss our next run!

We would love to meet you. Check out our upcumming events on meet up (to the right).

Red Dress R*n 2015

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The 2015 Red Dress R*n took place on a sunny August 22 this year and raised a healthy CHF1’650 for Stiftung Theodora, the charity that sends clowns into hospital to entertain sick children. 47 hashers and guests turned up, all splendidly attired in red dresses, men, women and children alike. The day was balmy and bright, and the hashers were barmy and bright red.

Early in the r*n we passed close to the Zürich Children’s Hospital, a major host for the clowns that we were supporting, and the venue of one of our first on-hash challenge. We had been told to be quiet in order not to disturb the children, and to forgo our normal shouts of ‘On-on!’ telling the rest of the running pack that we were on trail and where we were. Of course some of our number chose to head up the hill along a false trail. As we could not call out to them, they plodded on upwards, eyes firmly fixed on the road looking for flour, while those of us that knew better gesticulated in the equivalent of a bellow to tell them where the trail really went. Gesticulation is really no substitute for a good ‘Onon!’ shout, and so some of them were out of sight before they found out their mistake. It took them a while to catch up.

Further up the hill, a passing motorist’s eyebrows disappeared into his hairline at the spectacle of several large and hairy men prancing around in red dresses. Fortunately, the road was straight as he cruised slowly by staring fixedly out of the side window – he did not feel brave enough to open it and ask what we were doing, and so no doubt had a good, if not very credible, tale to tell to his family over dinner that evening.

The beer stop was a playground on a winding trail that followed a stream back down the mountain. Hashers, beer and swings and slides led to an inevitable result and we exercised the Zürich hash motto, ‘It’s never too late to have a happy childhood’, before heading down back to venue at Hottingerplatz. Here, there is a large fountain with multiple drinking points where children, dogs and hot hashy feet could take a dip and cool off. We took a group photo and presented a cheque to the volunteer from the Stiftung, who was bemused but grateful, and then headed off for the circle.

The circle was large, raucous and well-oiled. Transgressors, real and imagined were hauled in to down-down their punishments, as were those ‘guilty’ of great and good deeds. Dresses were subjected to a the critical gaze of the RAs, and the wearers of any found not to be red enough, nor dressy enough were subjected to the usual sanctions.

Special thanks should go to Wet & Ready for negotiating the labyrinth of local regulations to bring the r*n into being, with a little help from our friends (Copwiler and guests). Additional appreciation is owed to Furry Asscandy, who donated all the beer, thus enabling us to reach the heady total of CHF1’650 for the charity donation. We shall be doing it again. We have a target to beat now, so see you next year!

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Stuttgart Fest Hash 2016

And here is a little reminder from our German Hash Friends:
Hello Hashers,
60 seats are booked for the Stuttgart Festhash 2016.
The Festhash Weekend 2016 will take place 30. April – 01. May.
Put the date in your calendar…. the trails will be fun / the beer will cold and so tasty
and the party amazing.
On On,
Blue Moon
Information can be found at: http://www.stuttgarthash.de/SH3FH.html
Rego is open under: Stuttgart Festhash 2016 Rego

 

ZH3 Winterfest 2016 – who’s cummin

Wet & Ready paid
Christian Harlot paid
‘Arry Trotter paid
Slippery Digit paid
Vulva Las Vegas paid
MeMe paid
Shamcock paid
Sticky Fingers  paid
Weapon of Ass Distruction paid
Squatty Potty  paid
Dog Woody  paid
Climb-idia  paid
Equine Urine  paid
Thirsty Thursday  paid
Tailgate Paid
Superman Paid
Great Balls of Fire paid
Pink Panther paid
Belches with Wolves paid
Mother Sucker paid
Bullshit 3 paid
Just Kay paid
Black Udder
Chainsaw
Cheesy Balls paid
Vicky Vomit paid
Doctor Dolittle paid
Asphalt Liquor paid
Papacaca paid
Just Aleksandra paid
Hovercrap paid
But his nut paid
Just Georgiana
Suislide
Shit Creek
Udaho
Drama Queen

 

Looking to go East?

The Indian Sub-continent Nash Hash 2016 is coming up on 25-27 March 2016 in Agra.

“Delhi/Capital/Party Hash House Harriers – the three hashes of Delhi invite you to get your hashing backsides & attached bodies to the NASH HASH of INDIA to be held in Agra from March 25th to 27th 2016. This Hash is dedicated as an Ode to our Numero Uno Hasher of India – who is no more with us in body but definitely present in spirit

AVI ”Love Chicken” BINDRA who founded the 1st Hash of India at Delhi known as Delhi Hash House Harriers on December 31st 1983.”

Please see http://www.nashhash2016agra.com/ for more details.

 

Also coming up to the east is Interhash 2016 in Bali. Please see http://www.interhash2016.com/ for more info.

 

Zürich Winterfest 2016

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Join your kennel and celebrate Winterfest 2016 with us.

A full Weekend of hashy fun, snow, trails, ice, cold drinks, fabulous Food, and much more, including stylish haberdashery….. all for a measly CHF 190.

When: Friday January 22 – Sunday January 24, 2016

Where: http://pfadihuuszueri.ch/phz/pfadihuuszueri-ch/umgebung/

Register under: http://www.zh3.ch/winter-fest-2016-rego

Who’s cummin

 

*If you back out, you are responsible for selling your rego to someone else or responsible for the costs.